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2006-06-12 17:50:42svennoenjoys his laphroig peaty whisky
2006-06-12 18:42:06admin*mugs svenno and steals his laphroaig*
2006-06-12 18:42:31admin*corrects svenno's spelling! Haha, it's my site and I'll do what I like!!!
2006-06-24 17:28:42Jetgirlhello Svenno! Haaa not peaty enough eh. Well sod you!
2006-06-24 18:14:01notaknow now, I will settle all whisky arguments - just give them all to me and I will look after them
2006-06-24 18:19:29Jetgirl*trustingly hands over all whisky*
2006-06-25 04:26:58notaksubjects all whisky to lenghty quality control trials
2006-06-25 04:27:20notakjudges all whisky bottles to be deficient due to being empty
2006-06-26 11:17:08jetgirloh hahaha! Well I hope the hangover was worth it!!
2006-06-26 11:21:23jetgirlomg three times why? I pressed enter once :'(
2006-06-26 11:52:00notakReally? Must be crappy software ;-- it's only appeared once here
2006-06-27 11:47:20jetgirlwell thank god for that!! how was your weekend?
2006-07-01 14:14:35notakexcellent weekend. much yoghurt related pensioner amusement
2006-07-01 14:14:45notakmore details folllow later
2006-07-04 13:36:32jetgirlwe demand more details now plzthx!
2006-07-05 13:19:01notakThe nice old lady who runs the hostel offered to rub me and alex down with yoghurt
2006-07-05 13:19:12notakand who are we to refuse?
2006-07-05 14:07:19crackmonkeywe still need icecream
2006-07-07 09:45:06jetgirlhostel yoghurt attack sounds like a horrendous proposition!! what up this weekend bud?? :)
2006-07-07 09:45:52jetgirlPs I went to see Ultraviolet therefore I am a fucking moron!!
2006-07-08 15:57:54notakexit this weekend. back middle of next week
2006-07-08 15:58:11notakhaha to ultraviolet. can't say you weren't warned...
2006-07-08 15:58:38notakand we just had bloody icecream crackmonkey, now quit whining
2006-07-18 21:44:30JetgirlALOHA! :D
2006-07-19 11:21:55notakafternoon. and how are things with you?
2007-04-27 22:08:48notakOoh my hosting is so shitty I'm on the backup database
2007-04-27 22:09:12notakhow exciting, and it means all the comments are 6 months out of date
2007-04-27 22:09:35notakalthough I can say the fuck what I like because the real database will be back any minute
2007-04-27 22:09:44notakand it won't have any of this on thisere
2007-04-27 22:10:20notakshame i'm losing money on notake while I'm waiting
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Make me! We're online you idiot - you don't even know where I live!

Oh, wait, you do??? Oh well, just in case you and the angry mob of pitchfork-welding* morons you call friends are coming round right now, here's the newest stuff on the site:

Film Reviews:

300

* their mistake not mine, although I understand the UN fully supports their weapons destruction programme
 
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Young people will read poems about their experiences...

and there's nothing you can do about it

Feeling down? Has the world dealt you a shit hand. Do you feel like the world is pointing at you and laughing? We wrote this site for you, just to prove that just because we don't care, it doesn't mean we don't understand how you feel.

Actually this site wasn't really written for you. We're just not that generous. In fact we were just trying to show off some new toys that We've written, like the chatbox on the right-hand side of the page there, or the Content Management system that's serving up all these articles and was originally written for Europe's top travel site - roundeurope.com, but hey, you've got to fill your website up with something other than lists of your favourite albums, otherwise you just look like a loser, and nobody is going to call us a loser. Not again...

Try reading some of the stuff on there. Send me something yourself if you think it fits with the overall ambience of doom-laden impotent anger that hangs over this site like a black cloud. If you've read it all try registering and talk to the chatbox - I'm sure it will talk some garbage back at you if you are really unlucky.

 
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About notake.com

Round Europe is an online travel guide to Europe. The emphasis is on backpackers looking to stay in hostels and travel by rail, bus or budget airlines. Practical information, like how to travel, where to stay and feeding yourself without spending loads of money. The whole of Europe isn't covered yet, but it will get there in the end.

Roundeurope News

Updates on what's happening on Round Europe

10 Apr 2006.

Loads of UK train info - service summary for West Coast, East Coast, XC and most others intercity. National Rail usage guide.

28 Mar 2006.

UK Coverage expanded to include Edinburgh, Islay (in Scotland), Newcastle and better London articles.

09 Mar 2006.

Coverage of Poland doubled - Krakow and Warsaw now have their own pages.

18 Feb 2006.

More airports and airport info - facilities and getting there info for (UK) EDI, PIK, GLA, MAN, BHX, LGW, LHR, STN, LTN, and several out-of-the-way ones. We also cover WAW, KRK, KTW and all other significant Polish airports.

07 Feb 2006.

Portugal added - we cover Lisbon, Faro and Lagos which should keep you happy for a fortnight.

 
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I love this site, how can I get one just like it???

If you like the chatbox, or the tasteful design, or the easy-to-update content management system (not that you can actually see how easy it is to update), get in touch and we'll talk turkey (my email is weblink@notak.co.uk
 
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Tell Me About Everything

Why certainly, just go to the informative website about everything that I have written. Currently it is only informative about things beginning with the letter T, but hey, everybody's got to start somewhere right?