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2007-05-20 12:21:01notakcan't you just use abiword
2007-05-20 12:21:27notakor write it in latex :-)
2007-05-21 22:34:21bobi just use word or excel for everything
2007-05-22 00:17:34notakor ie you monster. now get looking at groopit instaead of here
2007-05-22 00:17:45notaksorry, I mean as well as here
2007-05-29 10:46:00jetgirlahoy-hoy!
2007-05-30 21:22:35notakhey. how's it going?
2007-06-06 11:32:57notakNot that I'm saying this site is currently unloved
2007-06-06 11:33:08notakbut I haven't even got round to changing the copyright notice
2007-06-06 11:33:41notakOh well, i'll just get nice and ahead oof myself
2007-06-27 19:01:27notakmore drivel is called for
2007-06-27 19:01:35notakbut what should I say
2007-06-27 19:01:44notakI guess I could quote some song lyrics
2007-06-27 19:02:25notakbut then I'd only get loads of hits from the wrong sorts of people
2007-07-17 15:38:53notakoh come all ye crawlers
2007-07-17 15:39:00notakthink my page is fresh
2007-07-17 15:39:26notakand give me lots of hits on the subject of treadmills s
2007-07-17 15:39:33notakthey are super
2007-07-17 15:39:52notakwhether mechanical or electronic
2007-12-27 00:10:52notaka quick shout out to anyone who's interested
2007-12-27 00:10:53notaksince I seem to be talking to myself as usual
2007-12-27 00:11:38notakoh wow, it finally refreshed
2007-12-27 00:11:41notakso I guess I'm happy
2008-01-29 10:28:01jetgirlHiya! :)
2008-01-29 17:45:07jetgirlI wrote how are you twice here and it didn't show!
2008-02-19 03:57:07okanxxxhi
2008-02-19 03:57:12okanxxxhi
2008-04-12 18:56:19nemesis994hello
2010-02-11 14:36:48ur,mumsuck my cock
2010-02-11 14:37:58ur,mumtj has the biggest one ever

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Rants

I like to moan a lot. About most things. I'm really not that discriminating - whatever I think deserves my sarcasm and ire on any given day. Below is an ever-growing selection of the best (or worst)

Thank You For Participating

Never Write a Travel Guide

Radio 1 Newsbeat

Pointless Trek Across Europe

Luggage of Doom

Rage and Frustration at the Races

Magners

Depressing October Thoughts

Romanesco

AOL

Saturday Night Fever

Fucking Asda Adverts

Virgin Trains: Easy to Mock

Alan Bloody Davies

Last Episode of Friends

Weekend Guardian

TOP

Bizzarre Browser Aberration

My webbrowser has an extremely strange 'feature'. Every so often when i mash the mousepad (I am clumsy - this happens a lot), it navigates to a completely arbitary page I've never been to before. It just went to this one:

WHEN SHOULD I GET A NEW CAT TO REPLACE ONE WHICH HAS DIED? The answer to this one is easy:

At least 24 hours before your neighbours return from holiday. You will never get a perfect match, and that's how long matt-emulsion takes to dry after you've resprayed it to look more convincing.

"Young people will read poems about their experiences"

Could there be a more chilling phrase in the English language?